You can now buy my shit hysterical autobiography for the bargain price of 99p ($1.54) which is a steal, considering how much it killed me to write.
BUY IT HERE! AARGHH!
The offer's only good for a few hours when it'll increase to £1.99 before ending back up to £3.49 by the end of the month.
And good or bad, do leave a review. I kinda need it to improve my (ha!) sales.