Found just now as I was watching the latest Alan Partridge Mid-morning Matters, the advert I was bizzarely forced to audition for a couple of months ago...
I'd gone for role of 'So what did they say?' man - yes, the guy in the chain holding the lotion - back when they were casting for someone stockier and gingerer. I see the script actually became a lot more groinal.
Thank god I didn't get it.