Is it me or are Fundamentalist Islamists pissing themselves laughing right now?
First the world economy collapses up its own arse, then that same world is under threat from a porcine flu pandemic.
My boss is buggering off to Japan again, tomorrow, in fact. This means a), I have to run his company into the ground by myself again and b), I have to take a break to rush down to Southampton and humiliate myself via the medium of the Best Man speech.
And to top it all off, I've got to manage a new French intern (male), who will arrive on my birthday, no less.
I have bought a nice suit though.
Oh my god, this blog is turning into one of those 'What I had for lunch' diaries.
Normal service will resume, one day.