I have a new mobile phone. In a bizarre quirk, it was used on a new David Beckham campaign, thus he was my actual phone's previous owner (for about an hour). If he knew I've now got it, I'm sure Dave would be overwhelmed.
And I am now on Twitter. You are all welcome to follow me in real time, where I can be quite pleasant and happy (particularly after work). I aim to beat Stephen Fry's record of 100,000 followers within a week.
Oh, just one thing - I can't actually send or receive 'tweets' from my phone.
Best not to bother, then.