Thursday, October 23, 2008

Twat

I've just checked the answers I gave to a questionaire on the dating website I belong to;

Film preferences: Adult
Take drugs: Socially
Do you believe in monogamy: With the right person

No wonder. Pillock.

14 comments:

goron said...

That's brilliant !

chopperbomb said...

What's the problem? But you do like (lots of) porn and taking drugs socially. Not sure about the monogamy thing though.

Trixie said...

You've got to learn to LIE on these things!

Z said...

It wouldn't appeal to me, I must say.

Dandelion said...

Don't give up hope. There's someone out there for everyone. Honesty is definitely the best policy, if you're hoping to have sex more than once.

Agent Elle said...

Oh my.

C said...

In a moment of annoyance I set up a profile on a dating site with a name like "Butt Ugly Hairy Woman", and to my amusement people are definitely stopping to stare and sometimes they even ask for a date. I have to admit to not replying to anyone though.

daisyfae said...

it's funny... i'd probably bite, unless you mentioned "Air Supply" as your most favorite band, ever...

Anonymous said...

i'm on a rich vein of form on the dating websites. i'm oweing it to not actually giving a shit, or at least nominally feigning indifference about the girls i'm meeting. by the way the 'dating' experience from this wknd, should i ever i ever write the desperate date diaries, will be filed tentatitvely under the heading of 'spunkmopper'. and trust me, you couldn't this shit up.

fwengebola said...

Goron ~ Welcome. And apologies.
cb ~ Some things are better left unsaid, obviously.
Trix ~ I clearly couldn't help myself.
Z ~ Yes, one does tend to come across as a drug-addled wanker.
Dand ~ Or at all. Feel quite stupid though.
AE ~ You've changed...
C ~ I don't reply, and that's on my real profile. I probably should, really.
Df ~ Good thing as that's unlikely to happen. I'm not in love has to be one of the most self-indulgent dirges on the face of the planet.
Anon ~ I couldn't what this shit up? Just go on and mention it.

Anonymous said...

sorry,'make' this shit up. my head gets a bit ahead of itself whilst writing and consequently miss out words from sentences. well, should the book ever be written, that chapter heading is 'spunkmopper'. there was a lot more to it than just that, but after having showered i stood in a state of undress searching for the clothes i'd strewn across the floor the previous nite, when suddenly the door was flung open and my dates friend came bustleing thru complete with cleaning equipment and began sheet stripping. at which point i spied and prayed that the big squirty vanish was'nt for the fresh spunk stain in the middle of the mattress. it turned out that it was. i hesitantly asked 'gail' (some sort of conversation was required, so her name seemed a good place to start), if there was anything i could be doing (perhaps mop my own spunk up as it didn't seem fair somehow...)as she proceeded to apply the elbow grease in a terse scrubbing motion to my relitively freshly laid deposit. like i say, there was more to this bizarreness but i'll leave it there. the date?you well would, at pace, with angles, and possibley costumes too. 'gail', not even with yours mate.

fwengebola said...

Now that's a decent flatmate.

looby said...

Ah...I'm on that website as well. It's the best of the lot. Good luck!

fwengebola said...

Oh you're back. Aha.