Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Guilt-Laden Non-Post

Not a whole lot has happened over the last week. Nonetheless, I feel compelled to post.

In the previous 190 hours, I have cycled to work every day, swam at least once a week (slightly poor), and have yet to visit the gym because I am spending my evenings writing - after, that is, I've snapped myself from the sweet caress of Spider fucking Solitaire.

In other woefully uneventful news...

a) I have re-bought my camera seeing as my last one got nicked.
b) I am eating a lot of vegetables and fruit, and I miss crisps and chocolate and other shit.
c) I am still smoking. I'm with Z and Clarissa. I can't be expecting to right all my wrongs in one sitting.
d) I am off to Sweden in 3 weeks for yet another wedding. I have never been to Scandinavia before, and I am looking forward to having lots of sex with blondes getting sneered at by lots of blondes.
e) The Grand Tour - my late summer holiday - is 50% there ~ We now have a flight to Warsaw booked, home of my ancestors, the Ebolavitches. I have yet to book a return from somewhere Hungarian, and quite frankly, I'd rather not bother.
f) Oh, and yesterday, I had sex.










Ok, I didn't.

22 comments:

Z said...

I sort of didn't think it was with an actual woman, but you still got me going (not like that, wash your mind out) for a minute there.

Dom said...

Thank fuck for that. For a moment I thought you were getting more sex than me and that would just be wrong.

Angela-la-la said...

Bastard! x

Clarissa said...

Got me too. In the same way you got Z. Not the other way. Bastard.

Trixie said...

Dammit, you nearly got me there, was about to cheer!

(Oh, and I think you'll find I told you in JANUARY not to fucking try and do everything at once!)

Trixie said...

I can't fucking sleep and I'm playing spider solitaire... I'm trying to beat my highest score, 94 moves... what's yours?

Z said...

But Spider isn't that hard to win - out of 26 games I've played, 18 have come out. No, I'm not playing it in easy mode.

bittersweet said...

you had me there, right until i moved the scroll bar.

damn.

Boo in London said...

You just thought you'd slip the '...and I had sex' thing in there?! Evil boy - we want details! I believe that I quite possibly might be the female version of yourself...a kindred spirit if you may (though admittedly I don't have to spend all my cash on my friends getting hitched). More details please!!!

Boo in London said...

P.s. I have also whiled away countless hours playing Mahjong...I haven't tried spider solitaire...yet...

C said...

who's going to tell Boo?

i am not your freud said...

you have to let me know when you're in vienna orelse the gods will get angry and bad things will happen.

livesbythewoods said...

Cycling, swimming AND vegetables all in one week? My hat is off to you young man.

Keep it up.

Um. If you see what I mean.

fwengebola said...

Z ~ Thank you for your vote of confidence there.
Dom ~ I'm amused that you consider any sex to count as "more" sex.
Ang ~ You're welcome.
Clar ~ It's ok, I know my limitations when it comes to women.
Trix ~ Yes you did, and it makes things damn easier.
Trix again ~ Shit, I dunno, it's not in my stats. Several thousand? Don't think I've got it that low.
Z ~ Really? Is the middle mode? That's veryI'M NOT GOING TO DISCUSS SPIDER SOLITAIRE!
BSM ~ Sorry. Hopefully that situation will improve, one miraculous day.
Boo ~ Hullo there. You really don't want to be a female version of me though. And I'd read the very end of my post, if I were you.
Boo ~ Don't. It's like crack.
C ~ I feel a bit like a con-artist now.
IANYF ~ You mean angrier than they already are? Ok, I will let you know when we're there, some time around mid-Sept.
LBTW ~ You want me to keep your hat up?
Oh, ok. Thanks.

Z said...

I don't have a middle mode, it's proper Spider or easy mode.

I understand that Nine Men's Morris is very enjoyable, if you feel like a change.
http://www3.sympatico.ca/pesullivan/merrelles/English.html

Dom said...

Well I appear to be going through a bit of a dry spell - you know, one of those great 1000 year drought type things. Any sex would be more than I've been getting of late.

Peach said...

heh heh, me thinks if you stopped playing spider solitaire whatever the fuck that is, you could be trawling the bars of london town for some sexage...

marianne said...

Oh, baby... I was so excited for that moment when I thought you were getting some.

Which, really, is odd of me, to care so much about your sex life, or lack thereof.

Dandelion said...

I thought I saw you on the tube the other day. You're quite handsome. Just thought I'd mention it.

Dandelion said...

ps, marianne, have you seen Maggie Smith in Sister Act, by any chance?

Anonymous said...

Must be time for another whinge?

fwengebola said...

Z ~ I started playing that game, but it began to addict me. And if you want to get the best Spider Solitaire hit, play the middle mode.
Dom ~ Join the fucking club. Obviously I'm using 'fucking' in its vulgar adjective sense, not as any kind of verb.
Peach ~ Recent attempts have proved that thesis to be unstable. And nice use of the word 'sexage', but it'll never catch on. Simply find 'X' on your keyboard and travel in a left diagonal to the QWERTY level to find a letter to replace it and render it far from horny.
Mar ~ I do appreciate your kind thoughts. And your filthy ones.
Dand ~ If you thought I was handsome, I doubt it was me.
Dand2 ~ ?
Anon ~ Yeah, done it.