Oooh, I was going to say I've done that. But I haven't. It was a pint glass.It was late in the evening, at a party at my house. There was some discussion as to the relative bladder capacity of males vs females. So everybody waited until they really needed to go, and then used the pint glass to estimate their capacity. And I can report that there was no gender difference at all, and very little individual differences, come to that. Around a pint is about it. Just thought you might like to know.
i'm bored, mildly drunk. but now inspired to drink more and determine my capacity. i think i'll use a shoe. but not one of mine...
that's totally gross
I'd like to hear more about this urination into the wine glass. It seems quite tricky, because of the curve - only too likely for it to swirl straight out again, like water from a tap into a spoon. And I trust it was a large glass - or did it overflow?I hope to be invited to Monozygote's next party - should be a blast. I think I'd prefer a beer mug with a handle though, too easy to let slip a straight-sided full glass of warm piss (that's not meant to be a definition of lager, near as it comes to one).
Was it a a red or white wine glass? Did you fill it to the brim?
I... er... why.... actually no, I'm not sure I need to know :)
Oh sweetie.That's all.
You wait, two weeks from now he'll be pissing into a wine glass and then drinking from it...
Actually, fresh piss is a very healthy beverage,and completely germ free.And I'm being serious there.P.S. Can't you beg your boss to take you back?I'm sure he needs you.
It may be sterile (if you are in good health), but that doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you. Urination is, after all, a waste excretion system, and it doesn't seem to make much sense to put back what your body is getting rid of.As for Fweng begging his boss to take him back, I don't know. This may be a great opportunity in disguise, who knows, Fweng might find a fantastic new job as a result.Or end up on the dole, drinking his own piss in the lonely small hours...
Just as long as you didn't drink it!
did anyone else drink it?
I pissed on a cat once.
I've drunk wine that tastes like piss many a time. Now I'm worried.
Mono ~ I've pint glassed it before, although that was many years ago, in a nightclub toilet, with an empty glass on the floor. Asking for trouble, really. I'm a little bit concerned that your experience was so public.DF ~ Yes, a shoe is a perfectly obvious and respectable recepticle.Anon ~ I'm really sorry.Z ~ I wasn't doing it from ten feet away! IF you must know, it was, erm, inserted, then raised.I wish I hadn't said that now.Clar ~ Is there a huge difference? Fortunately, no. It was just right.Dom ~ Well, let's file this post under 'wish I hadn't typed it.'Marianne ~ Ugh, the guilt.Schad ~ That would be a step too far.Luna ~ I've sorta heard similar. My boss could easily be talked into it. Of course, if he offered me a pay rise, so could I.Schad again ~ If I ended up alone and drinking my piss, it would be a step up, trust me.Vi ~ Wasn't even tempted to, thanks.BSM ~ NO! No-one drunk it. That's a vicious rumour.DD ~ Well, quite. Ever regretted anything you've typed?Huw ~ That sounds brilliant. I insist you share.Will ~ In making a statement like that, am I to assume you're familiar with the taste of urine?Anon ~ Yes, thanks.
No, no, the peeing itself wasn't public! Only the reporting of the quantity.
Yes I have it on my cornflakes every morning
Mon ~ Oh yes. That makes more sense.Will ~ Thank god for that. I thought you were being a little odd.
bad boy, sick boy
Remind me to invite you over for a cheese and wine night.
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