Monday, September 10, 2007

Stag

I have specifically been banned from talking about it. Completely. Suffice to say a good time was had in *******, drinking almost nothing but Snakebite and Black for two days solid for some reason.

We watched England thrash Israel in a large bar, which caused me some consternation as I wanted Israel to win and England not to lose.
And nothing else happened. Absolutely nothing. (This is quite literally true when it came to me trying to pull.)

So, here's a picture of a cat having a bath.

This is a cat having a bath, clearly

13 comments:

Quote said...

So what happened?

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

So what goes on tour, stays on tour?

I once said that to my ex when I came back from a hen weekend. Caused a big fucking fight, even though nothing DID happen!

Angela-la-la said...

So you've resorted to posting pictures of a wet pussy in lieu of content? I'm disappointed...

Z said...

I do quite like cats. But that picture brought out the cruel and evil side of me, for it made me chortle.

So, you went to fucking Bristol but it didn't live up to adjectival expectations?

fwengebola said...

Quote ~ Carnage.
Vi ~ Much the same here. Stories very thin on the ground, apart from hotel security ticking us off on both nights, and other stuff.
Ang ~ Do you know I hadn't considered the wet pussy angle?
Z ~ I do like that picture. No, Bristol the town was fine. It was everything I expected.
I didn't expect much.

la fille mariƩe said...

Ugh. Snakebite and Black sounds absolutely revolting.

fwengebola said...

Do you know what? It's actually fairly palatable. It certainly dulls the pain of regular snakebite - half lager, half cider. But virtually 100% S&B from 12pm Friday to 3am Sunday? Strange.

Anonymous said...

Turns my front false tooth pink.

Angela-la-la said...

Ooh, now I want a pink tooth!

ps

does anyone else get that 'offs' feeling when the word verif is both longer and more complifuckingcated than your actual bloody comment? Stop taking the piss, bloggerbastards!

Quote said...

Let me know next time you're in Bristol.

I won't hold my breath, obviously.

:^)

chopperbomb said...

How's your septum?

fwengebola said...

Anon ~ Is that a good look?
Ang ~ Really? Is that still a good look? I wonder if they can accidentally throw up swearing.
Q ~ I wouldn't. I rarely leave Cunt London.
CB ~ Diminished.

luna said...

They left it a bit late to drown the kittens in this household.

Btw,revolting pic.And some of your commentators are clearly sadistic.
You seem to attract them...