...and by all accounts, he was a bit of a psychopathic murdering fuckhead. It didn't stop an entire nation of mad busty frauleins dribbling all over him either.
Now take Ekaterina Svanidze, the charming young bride of a chap called Joseph Dzhugashvili, or Stalin to his mates. Apparently, when Ekaterina died only four years into their marriage, he declared that any warm feelings he had for humanity died with her. A bit of an understatement as he went on to kill millions, yet that didn't stop him GETTING ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND (his second wife Nadezhda, who shot herself dead. Stalin was probably a bit hard to live with.)
Saloth Sar, sounds like a Bond villain, and he pretty much was. Better known as Pol Pot, like Stalin, Mr Pot had two wives. It is not documented if he ever called the kettle 'black'. But it is widely documented that he killed between 1 to 2 million of his own people for being intellectual instead of poor. Despite this murderous dating setback, at least two women thought Pot - and I hate myself for this - was Hot.
Vlad the Impaler, ruler of what is now Romania, and inspiration for Bram Stoker's Dracula. In those days before Reality TV, Vlad had to entertain himself by having horses stretch mens legs apart in order that well oiled and thick stakes could be inserted slowly up their rectums until it emerged from their mouths.
Yet still, women liked him; two said 'I do'.
Although possibly at spear point.
Osama Bin Laden apparently has five wives and, unlike the above, has them all at once. Although hopefully not now as he's probably dead, with a bit of luck.
Fred West, had Rosemary. Ok, she looks like Rosemary West, but still.
And then there's me; Male, 33, GSOH (slightly). Likes long walks in the park, movies, intelligent conversation, and absolutely won't kill unless provoked.
And what have I got? Nothing.