La Fille Mariée's tagged me (again), and frankly I'm grateful for the inspiration.
A - Available or Single? Is there a difference? Both.
B - Best Friends? I am nearly 33. I have friends. They are all Best.
C - Cake or Pie? Is there a difference? Both. Actually, cake. Chocolate. Triple. With shavings on top.
D - Drink of Choice? Summer: A nice refreshing G&T. Winter: A nice dark ale. I am an uninspirational bloke.
E - Essential Item? Erm, iPod. Sorry.
F - Favourite Colour? I am 33.
G - Gummi Bears or Worms? Pardon?
H - Hometown? One long street of restaurants and cafes, West London.
I - Indulgence? Triple chocolate cake. With shavings on top.
J - January or February? Neither.
K - Kids and Names? Two handsome sturdy boys with names from my family's history, Abraham and Hyman. That'll start 'em off well in life. And two pretty girls; Assumptia and Fanny.
L - Life is incomplete without? Complaining.
M - Marriage Date? A partner first would help.
N - Number of Siblings? One completely (in)different sister.
O - Oranges or Apples? Fruit is the antichrist.
P - Phobias/Fears? Jamiroquai.
Q - Favourite Quote? "What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean?"
R - Reasons to smile? I don't get this question.
S - Season? Summer. Warm. Happy. Bikinis.
T - Tag 3 People? Alright, Vi, Fussy, Joie.
U - Unknown Fact About Me? I actually like people.
V - Vegetable You Hate? David Cameron.
W - Worst Habit? Procrastin... a... back in a minute.
X - X-rays You've Had? Oh come on, this is a poor 'X' question.
Y - Your Favourite Foods? Food.
Z - Zodiac? Bull.