Friday, February 09, 2007

Drunk Post

Urggh... Charlotte's 31st... City Pub... Hello everyone... Up early tomorrow but I'll contribute some money to the kitty... Yeah, I've met you before and you were drunk then too... Karaoke.... Long day at work... Eurgh... I'd better not drink tonight... Someone sings 'Mustang Sally' well... Cold out, isn't it... I've shaved my balls... Ugh... 'Like A Virgin'... I'm singing 'If I Were A Rich Man' badly ... I think I'm the only Jew here... Another Artois please... Borehamwood has its own weather system and actually has a rainforest... Karaoke's brilliant, isn't it?... Eurgh... Some mad American girl is flirting... Not another one... Toilet... Go on then, one pint... Tainted Love by Soft Cell... Ugh... It was supposed to be a quiet night... Let's stay out as long as we can!!!... Toilet... Mick, is it?... It wasn't me, it was the backing track... I could technically shag her... English National Debt caused by asking for gold and silver coins in exchange for paper money to fund wars....Toilet... No, she's orange and not attractive... Still got a whip left? Ok, one more please... Toilet... I shouldn't complain... Karaoke's a ruddy bloody brilliant idea... Toilet... She's actually quite a good singer... Toilet... Eurghhh... Toilet... Ung... Toilet... Chicken shnitzel in pitta bread, please...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

22 comments:

isabelle said...

ha ha....is karaoke really ever a good idea? Maybe if you can sing...I hope this comment works Fweng....because if not, well, it must just be me....hope you're not too hungover tomorrow/ today ?

isabelle said...

blimey it did....I'll just try again

fwengebola said...

Haven't gone to bed yet... still fucked... Will regret this tomorrow...

Sergent Little Bird, reporting for duty said...

you and me both F

You and me both....

Z said...

All this by midnight? On a Thursday too - oh Fwenge. Did you make it to work this morning?

I have never been drunk enough for karaoke.

Shoshana said...

Sounds like a fun night ;)

VI said...

Geez, must been the night for drunken posts! You, Birdie, Goro and Joie. Is Thursdays the new Fridays?

la fille mariƩe said...

It's no wonder we love you like we do, Fweng. Drunken Fweng is irresistible.

Or maybe kind of icky. Either way. Karaoke rocks.

Fussy Bitch said...

Told you that Lemsip Max was good, didn't I? ;-)

Venting said...

Love karaoke!

I (sensibly) refused to go out last night despite my phone ringing off the hook. OUT? On a THURSDAY NIGHT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Oh man, I'm the oldest 26-year-old alive...

fwengebola said...

SLB ~ Nearly 2am! What were you thinking!
Z ~ Amazingly got in on time, even though I left late. And oddly enough, I was one of the first karaoke'ees so I was only slightly half cut.
Shosh ~ Strangely excellent. I had a cold and wasn't massively in the mood, which was probably why it ended up such unplanned fun.
VI ~ Thursdays now rock. I will do this forever.
LFM ~ Irresistible or icky? Nuts. Singing (badly) was strangely liberating.
FB ~ It's all in the lemsip. Clearly.
Vent ~ Do Thursdays. It's bloody marvellous. Plus there's an inherent naughtiness when you all decide late into the night to keep drinking despite work the next day.

Anonymous said...

Hi! Je suis Trevvor et I j'habite nextdoor. Aplogies j'adore le techno museek dans le nuit. Avez-vous une douche? Ou est le syndicate d'intiative?
Bonjour!

VI said...

WTF is with these anon leaving in different language? I had one in spanish last week!

You should try Wednesdays Fwenge, they are even BETTER than Thursdays! (in my piece of the world anyway!)

furtive said...

what you need is a wee bag! :)

Joie de Vivre said...

Vi - It was Friday night for me!

Fwenge - Classic post. I cant believe our resident strawberry blonde says no to orange girls. And what a polite boy saying please. You make me want kebab.

VI said...

Joie - I knew that, but you HAD to go ruin the whole thursdays is the new fridays thing!

Sergent Little Bird, reporting for duty said...

Fwenge I wasn't thinking, that was the problem, and now I know it was 2am when I was posting it makes the next day make all the more sense.

*word verif - fwergy, I think I'll make this your new name!

luna said...

www.loveoke.com:get your off key,drunkie karaoke on there and fame is yours!
Not to mention some kudos for serenading your ex as a Valentine.
I did it,can you spot me?Vote for me then!

P.S. Anonymous is actually my hideous trevor neighbour.You can tell he's from S.A. because he translates Gooday into Bonjour.
In French sentences end with Au Revoir which means goodbye.
Twat.

fwengebola said...

Anon ~ Regardez. Vouz-voulez un glace dans la promendade apres J'kick your fucking tete in?
Vi ~ I can see that. Hangover on Thursday, clear-headed on Friday. Or you could just not get plastered.
Furt ~ That would be a dream. I should wear one always.
JDV ~ I don't dig orange women. They're orange. Tans are nice, but painting yourself mandarin isn't.
SLB, RFD ~ Fwergy? Slightly odd.
Luna ~ Calm down, dear! It's just an anonymous comment! And that's a glorified advert website!! Were you recorded on there singing a song?

luna said...

Of course I warbled a little love song, I wanna be the next er Edith Piaf!And how come I've only got 187 votes??? You call that friendship?

BTW my despicable neighbour is really called trevor aka horror trevor

fwengebola said...

Horror Trevor ain't catchy. Just call him a cunt.

luna said...

Cunt Trevor,sounds brilliant!!!
Better than Cunt Dracula!