I like Sitemeter. They give me lots of lovely stats about my site, and I get to feel fleetingly proud.
Although some of these stats are odd. For example, the following list is what people out there in the ether have typed in only to find this here blog. It is a disturbing indicator of the crap I write~
Google Search: Why you shouldn't touch people
Google Search: Fucking girls
Google Search: Comfortable in your skin
Google Search: Bloody marvellous
Google Search: Steve Irwin floating death
Google Search: Who else thinks Eastenders is pathetic
Google Search: Brick Lane Esctacy
Google Search: I hate Krauts
Google Search: What aftershave does Daniel Craig wear
Google Search: Brighton dog blog Monkey Dave
Google Search: Western Sahara Porn
Google Search: Ginger-haired men are ugly
Don't worry Fucking Girls, as I don't know who you are and I'm sure you probably didn't stick around. But Brighton dog blog Monkey Dave's gotta be Ali.
UPDATE 14th Dec 2006 ~ Google Search: "I think couples should settle down and mate forever... you know, like pidgeons or catholics..."
You, sir, are a Legend.