1) I've just nipped in to the kosher dating website I'm affiliated with and there's a really quite stunningly astronomical girl who's just checked out my profile. And what's more, her profile is fantastic; she's well read, intelligent, liberal.
Oh, and American and living in Philadelphia. Why are all the good ones 4,000 miles away?
2) Well there goes my weekend. Yet another Overdoing it on a Friday Night only to necessitate two days recuperation (which included watching Family Guy and Peep Show on dvd - I love doing something constructive in my downtime), so I'm heading off for an early night.
Too bad the fluffy-chinned South American downstairs has chosen right now to blast out Wham! hits and - what's that? - Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive?