Sunday, September 24, 2006

Pre-sneeze Lipwet

Am I the only person who, on feeling a sneeze coming on, frantically wets their lips with their tongue as the realisation dawns that said lips are too dry and the sneeze could actually create one of those annoyingly painful under-skin rips, which means for a few embarrasing seconds you can be observed bracing for a sneeze whilst frantically darting your tongue about as if you're practising cunnilingus techniques with your eyes closed?

Oh, just me then.

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