Monday, September 18, 2006

P Diddy

I hate you, you fatuous fucking charm-void. You don't even DO anything.

You've not been seen without shades since 2001 because your eyes exploded after a record three weeks spent staring at yourself in the mirror. A decade of being on your guard at being papped has left you scarred with a perma-pout. You don't look dangerous and sexy. You look like a dead fish.

You've never made a good record. In fact, the only songs of yours I remember sampled Led Zeppelin or the Police. 'Musician' my circumcised cock. You accrued all your wealth thanks to the talent of a fat, dead ugly rapper who was better looking and more intelligent than you. And now your days are spent reclining on a bed of money while you chink a glass of something conspicuously expensive to his memory.



I could be out of line here. I might be judging you too harshly. But I get the feeling you'd judge me on the kind of clothes I'd be wearing and how much respect I bestowed upon you. And I base that on everything I've read, seen and heard.

In Britain, 'Diddy' means small. And a recent court order prevents you from even calling yourself that here.

So may I suggest P Cunt.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are not out of line, I hate Poop Daddy. Im sure his next move will be on dancing with the stars, he is nothing but a sell out loser.

fwengebola said...

But 'sell out' suggests he was in something in the first place!

Anonymous said...

I Hate that he thinks he's a bad ass. The only reason people don't beat him regularly is he pays a heap of muscle bound idiots with guns to protect him. And who calls themselves P Diddy Puffy Daddy what ever the hell it is, is he a faggot. Worst musician(if you can call him that) ever

Anonymous said...

Right on puffy sucks he has no talent hes an arrogant douchebag who preys on the ignorant to buy his ugly clothing made of dog fur. He wears expensive clothes to disguise his ugliness and pays a whole posse of bodyguards to make him look tough. One day he will reap what hes been sowing.

Anonymous said...

Biggest Rat ever!! Uses people and so selfish. Never gives nothing back to the community. My friend is a DJ and he wanted to offer him a contract (more like a slave contract) He holds everyone around him down and don't want no one to succeed around him. Greedy ass bitch pig who will rott in Hell.

fwengebola said...

Anon 1 ~ He's a musician?
Anon 2 ~ I just wish he would stop pouting. That would redeem him at least 20%.
Anon 3 ~ Who buys his records anyway? Still, we're having the last laugh, bitching about him her while he feels miserable in his Manhattan penthouse being rubbed down in a jacuzzi by a dozen models...

Oh.

Anonymous said...

hes worse than fitty cent. he killed rap. i hate him. he stood behind big like bigs bitch. than big died so he sucked someones dick 2 pay a tribute 2 him. than he danced around like a faggot 2 get people 2 notice him. and stupid children were like "o he knew big? hes cool" and now he makes money milking big, saying his rymes, copying off people, and making rap worse. hes ugly and stupid and i would call him out if i ever saw him. he dont even write his on shit and he STEALS MOST OF IT.

fwengebola said...

Yes, you make very valid and concise points. I just like to think of him as a pouting swaggering cuntbubble.

DavidD said...

I agree. P Diddy is a useless talentless delusional cretin. He is now actually calling himself 'The King'. He has absolutely no sense of irony and therefore is a complete idiot.

Anonymous said...

P. DIDDY is a waste of sperm and egg

fwengebola said...

Is that true? He's calling himself the King now? I believe I've just begun to hate him even more.

Anonymous said...

P diddy... hahah the name in itself makes me fucking laugh, This is a guy whos tried to make a fucking band for the last 5 years just so he can get his pathetic ass on television because the truth is he has no talent, he absolutely sucks and hasnt ever made a good song, the guy sits and acts like he should be respected if i ever saw that guy i would throw a fucking egg at his head and maybe knock off those fucking retarded looking sunglasses the stupid fuck hasnt taken off for years. Those bands suck fucking a thick 9 anyways they all suck, i wanna fucking smash my television when that shit comes on. I hope that some how that fucking skinny fucking ape stumbles across all the shit that people hates about him and he just would disappear from television and america--- FUCK YOU P DIDDY!

Anonymous said...

I SERIOUSLY HATE HIM I THINK HE'S A ROTTEN PEICE OF SHIT HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BREATH THE SAME AIR AS HUMANS HE'S CERTAINLY NOT ONE OF US. THIS DUDE IS ON A WHOLE OTHER PLANET THINKING HE'S FLY N FUCKEN SWIFT MAN THIS DUDE WILL FUCK YOU OUTTA MONEY SO FAST YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHO OR WHAT HAPPENED THE MOMENT ANYONE GETS INVOLVED W/ HIM YOU MIGHT AS WELL KISS LIFE N MONEY GOOD BYE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE HIS SLAVE THATS THE ONLY WAY THIS DOUCHE BAG HAS MONEY IS FOR USING OTHER PPL FOR THERE TALENT BECAUSE UH UHA HAHA HE DON'T ANYONE CAN MAKE NOISE IN THE BACKGROUND IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIS LAME ASS BIGGIE AND 2PAC WOULD STILL BE HERE I FULLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE ON THE REAL! HE SHOULD TAKE HIS OWN ADVICE "NO BITCHASSNESS" HE'S THE DEFINITION

Anonymous said...

Agreed !! Can not stand him. But the worst part is that he will never know/see how disgusting he is. And he is ugly inside and out. Looking at his mouth makes me sick. He came up almost LITERALLY over dead bodys of tallented people. There are no words in either of the 3 languages I speak to express my disgust. It helps to see I am not alone, because watching some young mindless people follow him and the likes of him (Kim K ect.) I wasn't sure. I will say a prayer once more for 2Pac and Biggy ..Shame on people who made it possible for that imposter to come up. I better stop..getting heated...Thank you for thinking straight "in here" :-) You gave me hope. Tnx for reading.